The Sand and Scarabs of Osiris Fraternal Order is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.105 billion Osirans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The strong Osiran economy, worth 440 trillion sands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,356 sands, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,129 per year while the poor average 5,120, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, women across the country are tying the knot, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime is moderate. Osiris Fraternal Order's national animal is the scarab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osiris Fraternal Order is ranked 119,659^th in the world and 2,281^st in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 978.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.